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The Doodie Movie

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Scene 1 - (Beautiful woman walks through front door. She Just came back from work. As she lets her hair down, she says) When I get back from a hard day of work, there is nothing I like more than to make a BIG Doodie!
Scene2 - She sits on toilet (farting noises) and makes faces to show making a doodie and shows relief after plop sounds.
Scene3 - Phone rings and she runs to phone with pants still down.
Scene4 - (Film doodie in toilet) He says “At last my chance to escape!”
Scene5 - (Clamation) doodie walks out of bathroom
Scene6 - (doodie relaxing on couch) Woman sits next to him and says, "Are you my doodie?" The doodie answers, "You should know, you made me, baby." She says,“You smell great. What is that you are wearing.” He says, “Its eu de toilet. What’s wrong honey. You look tired. Can I give you a quick massage.” “sure” she says
Scene 7 - (doodie on woman’s shoulder) She says “Oh that feels great! You’ve got to help me learn to relax!” doodie says “well what are you doing tonight?” woman says, “no plans.” doodie says, “I’m gonna take you out for a night on the town!”

Scene8 - Make a series of scenes to put to music (Montage)
- Sitting in the park laughing
- Rolling in the grass
- She saves his life when he is almost run over by a car
- Rolling in the grass
- Dancing
- Feeding each other food
- Roller blading, biking

Scene9 - (Walk in house to bed room. See trail of woman’s and Doodie's clothes and hear giggling man and woman in bedroom.) In bedroom woman making out (fooling around) with the doodie. She moans sensually while he says, “Yeah your so hot baby! You know that. You’re the hottest chick in the world.” She says "We have to be safe" as she takes out a condom. Doodie asks "Can't I go bareback." Then she puts a condom on the doodie and he says, "I am going in head first and will flap my arms.
Scene 10 - The make Love. She moans and doodie farts
Scene11 - Morning in bed, doodie says “Honey, I am sorry but I am going to have to leave you and may not come back. “Why?” she says teary eyed. He says “Because I am going to RULE THE WORLD!!!” "How will you do that?" she asks. “If I can gain control of the central septic system in Washington I can free doodie and peepee from the sewers. With the power of our combined smell, humans will be at our mercy and we will RULE THE WORLD!!” “I will start by making the president an offer that he can not refuse. I would tell you more, but then I would have to kill you.” “Can’t I come with you” she pleads. “No, it will be too dangerous.”

CREDITS

David Levine - Written Directed, and produced. Also the voice of the doodie.
Jacki Murray - The Starring Leading Lady - She did fantastic job at making us believe in her and her doodie. Her passion and love for the doodie makes it easy for the viewer to fall in love with this smelly piece of shit.
Rosi Fruci - Wardrobe coordinator, boom operator, Doodie Plop sound administrator.
John Henchey - Male sex sounds, filming - production - camera work and all around doodiecinematography.
Conor O'Brien - Writing, singing and producing the DoodieMovie Soundtrack.

(not yet filmed) - Part IV - Foiled attempt at World Domination

Scene12 - doodie on president's desk. “Mr. President. I have a dream that one day green doodie and corn doodie will hold hands in peace. I beg you to release control of the central sewer system to me the leader of doodie and peepee. President replies, “Mr. doodie. You have supported me and I support you. But giving up total control of the sewer system is beyond my control. I would love to help you, but I can’t." doodie angry says, “You are a liar. I will get the passcode and gain control with or without your help.”
Scene13 - Piece of doodie hits presdents face. (throw chocolate cake batter)
Scene14 - President is taking a crap (farting noises) phone rings and president runs to phone with pants down. (no nudity)
Scene15 - Original doodie on toilet, looking down at new doodie. “President doodie, Now is your chance! Escape and together we can RULE THE WORLD!!”
Scene16 - (Two doodies) original doodie says, “since you went through the presidents digestive system, you know all that he knows. Tell me the passcode to control the sewer system!” he replies “Oh no, a hungry sick dog!!!” A dog picks up the doodies and eats them. They scream.
Scene17 - Dog makes a crap and it is the two doodies in a pool of blood.

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