Wicked Cool Mouth-Off's

These essays were written by David Levine

• Last One - Before calling unfocused kids disordered (ADD), teach goal setting
• 12/30/97 - Love is Meaningless
• 12/23/97 - Gimmick Diets are a Joke
• 12/16/97 - How the subconscious Works
• 12/09/97 - If you think I shouldn't write, then it is you who doesn’t get it!
• 12/02/97 - Recession is the time for the Greatest Growth
• 11/25/97 - Using $.99 at the end of prices is bad business
• 11/18/97 - The Devil is even sillier than God
• 11/11/97 - Marriage Explained
• 11/04/97 - Economic Predictions
• 10/28/97 - Most El Nino weather predictions are wild guesses
• 10/21/97 - US Social Security is a Spending program
• 10/14/97 - Tuxedos are for Nazis
• 10/07/97 - The Dollar is mightier than the Bomb
• 09/30/97 - Cheap wine can taste just as good as an Expensive bottle
• 09/23/97 - Jesus died because people killed him
• 09/16/97 - I am a psychic!
• 09/09/97 - Who cares about Teresa, Diana is a big deal
• 09/02/97 - Royal Families are not Honorable.
• 08/26/97 - Don't stretch. Flex.
• 08/19/97 - Moses had 10 commandments. I have 4.
• 08/12/97 - The Teamsters are hurting themselves
• 08/05/97 - There is a fine line between wealth and fun
• 07/29/97 - Employees are great for 6 months, and then many become zombies
• 07/22/97 - Gambling is for the poor
• 07/15/97 - The acupuncturist, masseuse, and chiropractor are all the same
• 07/08/97 - Never underestimate the stupidity of communists
• 07/01/97 - Its not the equipment, its you.
• 06/24/97 - Masturbation is required
• 06/17/97 - Cloning will break God’s monopoly on life creation
• 06/10/97 - Failure is a state of mind
• 06/03/97 - Horoscopes are silly
• 05/27/97 - Finally some of these arrogant internet money losers are going down
• 05/20/97 - Sex is healthy, violence is not
• 05/13/97 - Analysis: The Ten Commandments
• 05/06/97 - If you want to help people, don’t join the gov. Start a business.
• 04/29/97 - Microsoft, the Apple of the web
• 04/22/97 - Comparing the US government debt to the size of the economy is a misleading statistic.
• 04/15/97 - Louis Farrakhan is a great leader
• 04/08/97 - Psychologists and their customers Love Problems
• 04/01/97 - To women: Love your period
• 03/25/97 - Kids smoke to be bad, not to be like a camel
• 03/18/97 - Clinton's illegal activities shouldn't get so much press
• 03/11/97 - Attention Deficit Disorder is not a disorder, nor do people who have that condition necessarily have a deficit in their life.
• 03/04/97 - The stock market will not crash
• 02/25/97 - MaryAnn is more attractive than Ginger
• 02/18/97 - Get your shit together Now!
• 02/11/97 - There is no such thing as intelligence
• 02/04/97 - Its all about Energy
• 01/28/97 - Companies that lose money suck
• 01/21/97 - Government spending Slows the economy
• 01/14/97 - Loyalty is for blind followers and weak leaders
• 01/07/97 - How to meet your perfect mate.
• 12/31/96 - The desire for natural products stems from a distrust of humans.
• 12/24/96 - Don't sell your soul to the Fat Man
• 12/17/96 - The excitement begins 1/1/00
• 12/10/96 - There is nothing worse than bad parents.
• 12/03/96 - OJ and Rodney King’s multiple trials are Double Jeopardy
• 11/26/96 - We do not exist.
• 11/19/96 - What's wrong with Child Labor?
• 11/12/96 - ATT, MCI, and Sprint prey on the uninformed
• 11/05/96 - US Election main choices: 1. Libertarian 2. Reform Party 3. Repub/Dem's
• 10/29/96 - GenXers are not cynical
• 10/22/96 - Can I sue for a million too?!.
• 10/15/96 - Employees are Capital.
• 10/08/96 - Webster's dictionary's definition of selfish is misleading.
• 10/01/96 - Are they lying or just Stupid?
• 09/24/96 - I don't care what you think of my opinions.
• 09/17/96 - Why am I the only one that can see the future?
• 09/10/96 - Judging based on race is natural and will continue.
• 09/03/96 - Just Quit, you smoking loser.
• 08/27/96 - Talk of the internet’s collapse is ridiculous.
• 08/20/96 - Greed is Good
• 08/13/96 - Ed Rollins trys to discredit Perot, but instead discredits himself.
• 08/06/96 - Most high school English classes suck.
• 07/30/96 - I need eight hours of sleep Myth.
• 07/23/96 - Stop worrying about flying planes.
• 07/16/96 - The theory that stocks and bonds move in the same direction is false.
• 07/09/96 - God is a lame ruler.
• 07/02/96 - Someone please take off the six o'clock news.
• 06/25/96 - Does anybody think Clinton isn't guilty?
• 06/18/96 - Enough with school already!
• 06/11/96 - Dear Nynex executives wearing suits,
• 06/04/96 - Lose weight fatso.
• 05/28/96 - There is no excuse for being unhappy.
• 05/21/96 - Businessmen should have boycotted Clinton’s Corporate Responsibility Roundtable
• 05/14/96 - MTV is one of the most intellectually stimulating channels on TV.
• 05/07/96 - Can't wait till reality kills the perception builders.
• 04/30/96 - Who really had SEX with Virgin Mary?
• 04/23/96 - Don't call me a Slacker, you fat arrogant money waster
• 04/16/96 - People who think they are smart are the stupidest of all
• 04/09/96 - Business ties are for wiping your boss's ass
• 04/02/96 - Who cares if I say, "Fuck"?
• 03/26/96 - Federal Income Taxes are an Illegal confiscation of property
• 03/19/96 - Stop targeting cigarette companies.
• 03/12/96 - Saying the 10 Commandments were from God was the greatest marketing scheme of all times.
• 03/05/96 - If you think US treasuries are safe you are an idiot.
• 02/26/96 - Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) is a fake disease.

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