I wrote these essays in 1996 and 1997. Many of these opinions I no longer agree with. I leave them up
here, because it is entertaining, but please understand that many of my opinions are now different.
But many I still agree with. Anyways, enjoy reading:)
All of these essays were written by David Levine. I enjoy
expressing my opinions and feedback from readers helps me learn. Although I write with conviction,
deep down I know that I am often wrong! Tell us what you think: Contact Us
WCOOL Religion
Who needs God and a bunch of tideous rules? WCOOL religion is fun, easy and free!
Attention Deficit Disorder
Learning to focus and control your mind is a common and normal struggle, Not a disease.
Money is Mightier than the Sword
Money is more powerful than physical force.
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- Last One - Before calling unfocused kids disordered
(ADD)
- 12/30/97 - Love is Meaningless
- 12/23/97 - Gimmick Diets are a Joke
- 12/16/97 - How the subconscious Works
- 12/09/97 - If you think I shouldn't write, then it is you
who doesn’t get it!
- 12/02/97 - Recession is the time for the Greatest Growth
- 11/25/97 - Using $.99 at the end of prices is bad business
- 11/18/97 - The Devil is even sillier than God
- 11/11/97 - Marriage Explained
- 11/04/97 - Economic Predictions
- 10/28/97 - Most El Nino weather predictions are wild
guesses
- 10/21/97 - US Social Security is a
Spending program
- 10/14/97 - Tuxedos are for Nazis
- 10/07/97 - The Dollar is mightier than the Bomb
- 09/30/97 - Cheap wine can taste just as good as an
Expensive bottle
- 09/23/97 - Jesus died because people killed him
- 09/16/97 - I am a psychic!
- 09/09/97 - Who cares about Teresa, Diana is a big deal
- 09/02/97 - Royal Families are not Honorable.
- 08/26/97 - Don't stretch. Flex.
- 08/19/97 - Moses had 10 commandments. I have 4.
- 08/12/97 - The Teamsters are hurting themselves
- 08/05/97 - There is a fine line between wealth and fun
- 07/29/97 - Employees are great for 6 months, and then
become zombies
- 07/22/97 - Gambling is for the poor
- 07/15/97 - The acupuncturist, masseuse, and chiropractor
are all the same
- 07/08/97 - Never underestimate the stupidity of communists
- 07/01/97 - Its not the equipment, its you.
- 06/24/97 - Masturbation is required
- 06/17/97 - Cloning will break God’s monopoly on life
creation
- 06/10/97 - Failure is a state of mind
- 06/03/97 - Horoscopes are silly
- 05/27/97 - Finally a few arrogant internet money losers
are going down
- 05/20/97 - Sex is healthy, violence is not
- 05/13/97 - Analysis: The Ten Commandments
- 05/06/97 - If you want to help people, don’t join the
gov. Start a business.
- 04/29/97 - Microsoft, the Apple of the web
- 04/22/97 - Comparing the US government debt to the size of
the economy is a misleading statistic.
- 04/15/97 - Louis Farrakhan is a great leader
- 04/08/97 - Psychologists and their customers Love Problems
- 04/01/97 - To women: Love your period
- 03/25/97 - Kids smoke to be bad, not to be like a camel
- 03/18/97 - Clinton's illegal activities shouldn't get so
much press
- 03/11/97 - Attention Deficit Disorder is not a disorder,
nor do people who have that condition necessarily have a deficit in their life.
- 03/04/97 - The stock market will not crash
- 02/25/97 - MaryAnn is more attractive than Ginger
- 02/18/97 - Get your shit together Now!
- 02/11/97 - There is no such thing as intelligence
- 02/04/97 - Its all about Energy
- 01/28/97 - Companies that lose money suck
- 01/21/97 - Government spending Slows the economy
- 01/14/97 - Loyalty is for blind followers and weak leaders
- 01/07/97 - How to meet your perfect mate.
- 12/31/96 - The desire for natural products stems from a distrust
of humans.
- 12/24/96 - Don't sell your soul to the Fat Man
- 12/17/96 - The excitement begins 1/1/00
- 12/10/96 - There is nothing worse than bad parents.
- 12/03/96 - OJ and Rodney King’s multiple trials are Double
Jeopardy
- 11/26/96 - We do not exist.
- 11/19/96 - What's wrong with Child Labor?
- 11/12/96 - ATT, MCI, and Sprint prey on the uninformed
- 11/05/96 - US Election main choices: 1. Libertarian 2. Reform
Party 3. Repub/Dem's
- 10/29/96 - GenXers are not cynical
- 10/22/96 - Can I sue for a million too?!.
- 10/15/96 - Employees are Capital.
- 10/08/96 - Webster's dictionary's definition of selfish is
misleading.
- 10/01/96 - Are they lying or just Stupid?
- 09/24/96 - I don't care what you think of my opinions.
- 09/17/96 - Why am I the only one that can see the future?
- 09/10/96 - Judging based on race is natural and will continue.
- 09/03/96 - Just Quit, you smoking loser.
- 08/27/96 - Talk of the internet’s collapse is ridiculous.
- 08/20/96 - Greed is Good
- 08/13/96 - Ed Rollins trys to discredit Perot, but instead
discredits himself.
- 08/06/96 - Most high school English classes suck.
- 07/30/96 - I need eight hours of sleep Myth.
- 07/23/96 - Stop worrying about flying planes.
- 07/16/96 - The theory that stocks and bonds move in the same
direction is false.
- 07/09/96 - God is a lame ruler.
- 07/02/96 - Someone please take off the six o'clock news.
- 06/25/96 - Does anybody think Clinton isn't guilty?
- 06/18/96 - Enough with school already!
- 06/11/96 - Dear Nynex executives wearing suits,
- 06/04/96 - Lose weight fatso.
- 05/28/96 - There is no excuse for being unhappy.
- 05/21/96 - Businessmen should have boycotted Clinton’s
Corporate Responsibility Roundtable
- 05/14/96 - MTV is one of the most intellectually stimulating
channels on TV.
- 05/07/96 - Can't wait till reality kills the perception
builders.
- 04/30/96 - Who really had SEX with Virgin Mary?
- 04/23/96 - Don't call me a Slacker, you fat arrogant money
waster
- 04/16/96 - People who think they are smart are the stupidest of
all
- 04/09/96 - Business ties are for wiping your boss's ass
- 04/02/96 - Who cares if I say, "Fuck"?
- 03/26/96 - Federal Income Taxes are an Illegal confiscation of
property
- 03/19/96 - Stop targeting cigarette companies.
- 03/12/96 - Saying the 10 Commandments were from God was the
greatest marketing scheme of all times.
- 03/05/96 - If you think US treasuries are safe you are an idiot.
- 02/26/96 - Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) is a fake disease.
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